You're not truly clean until you're clean under the rim.
Thursday, January 11, 2018
"I can do quadratic equations with my hooves, quote Voltaire, and am currently working on a cure for cancer using a chia pet, back issues of TV Guide, and a spork."
"Quite frankly, this is the type of thinker I'm looking for. Can I tell you...he reminds me a lot of me, to be honest. Some of the most outstanding people, or draft animals, can be found in straw-filled places of employment. I count them as some of the best this nation has to offer and we desperately need a wall, fence, jersey barrier, or stack of Velveeta cheese to keep them from suffering unfair competition from beast of burdens of other nations...MEXICO! CHINA!! No wonder the donkey is the symbol of my party because....what? It's a symbol of the Democratic Party? Oh. Well. What's our symbol? Rosie O'Donnell? Michael Moore? That doughnut guy from New Jersey? Oh, an elephant? Same, same, to tell you the truth. I plan on submitting this intelligent beast as my next Secretary of Agriculture. His talents are bigly. I WANT THAT ASS!"