Thursday, January 11, 2018

Stable Genius


"I can do quadratic equations with my hooves, quote Voltaire, and am currently working on a cure for cancer using a chia pet, back issues of TV Guide, and a spork."


"Quite frankly, this is the type of thinker I'm looking for. Can I tell you...he reminds me a lot of me, to be honest.  Some of the most outstanding people, or draft animals, can be found in straw-filled places of employment. I count them as some of the best this nation has to offer and we desperately need a wall, fence, jersey barrier, or stack of Velveeta cheese to keep them from suffering unfair competition from beast of burdens of other nations...MEXICO!  CHINA!!  No wonder the donkey is the symbol of my party because....what?  It's a symbol of the Democratic Party?  Oh.  Well.  What's our symbol?  Rosie O'Donnell?  Michael Moore?  That doughnut guy from New Jersey?  Oh, an elephant?  Same, same, to tell you the truth.  I plan on submitting this intelligent beast as my next Secretary of Agriculture.  His talents are bigly.  I WANT THAT ASS!"


"Ass?"


17 comments:

  1. Thanks for the laugh. The kiddos are looking at me strangely, though.

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    1. People look at me strangely all the time.
      I’ve gotten used to it.

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  2. lol takes an ass to know an ass, but then that may be insulting the donkey.

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    1. Or mule.
      I don’t know animals.
      Biblically or otherwise.

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  3. He just asked why we are getting so many people from these "shithole" countries? !!

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    1. I seriously can’t keep up with the guy.

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  4. They need to update the symbols, one party should be like a laser shark and the other should be a cat ninja

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    1. Friggin’ laser beams...that’d be AWEsome!

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  5. That poor donkey should not be compared to the orange fart in the White House. When will they duct tape his mouth shut since he just said another horrible statement..ughhh.

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    1. I wouldn’t have said what he said, he shouldn’t have said what he said. But, he’s not wrong. Those countries are shitholes.

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  6. Mr. Ed is the only other stable genius I know of. He has much better self control and is much more qualified than the current ass in residence at the White House. But then I am partial to equines no matter what their color or beliefs.

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    1. I even saw an episode where Ed wore glasses. Genius, for sure.

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    2. How come I can't comment on your Blog, anymore? Are you writing?

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    1. Fortunately or unfortunately, there’s a treasure trove of comedic material here.

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    1. Funny is where you find it. Like Biden and Christie, the guy is a comedy gold mine. While I am a Conservative, I’ll mock whomever and whatever makes me laugh.

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