Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Friday, August 11, 2017
The Circle of Life
"Hey, any of you guys seen Doug?" "Last I checked, he was hauling this huge piece of hot dog bun off Penwasser's back deck." "Huge? Why didn't any of you mutts give him a hand?" "We didn't have to. We can lift many times our own weight. We're ants, Lou. Duh." "So what happened to hi...yeah, Stewart?" "Well, all of a sudden, we saw this foot-shaped shadow. We got the hell outta there, but Doug thought it was an eclipse." "What? Who'd be stupid enough to think that?" "Well, we're not terribly bright, you know. Once again...ants."