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Lowes
Charlottesville, Virginia
Friday, August 11th

"Hey, everyone!  Did you hear?  I sold one HUNDRED Tiki torches!"
"Way to go, Stewart!  YOU ROCK!!"

Lowes

Charlottesville, Virginia
Saturday evening, August 12th

"Hey, did you hear?  They let Stewart go."
"Yeah, that dude was a real A-Hole."

20 comments:

  1. Now his only cheer section is at a golf course

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    1. Only from the white tees, though. Clearly. :-P

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  2. I'm pretty out of the loop on this one. Did they fire the guy that sold the torches to the guys who then proceeded to march with said torches?

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    1. Thank your lucky stars that you ARE out of the loop. It's a frikkin' mess over here.

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    1. Can you imagine the guy who woke up Saturday morning thinking to himself, "You know, I THOUGHT that was odd."

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  4. I can't place his face. Is he related to some fat guy everyone makes fun of?

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    1. Put a doughnut in his hand...
      Or cigar in his mouth...
      Or cheeseburger crumbs on his shirt...
      So many fat guys from which to choose.

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  5. Knowing retail, 95 of them were returned the next day

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  6. Because nothing says Aryan Nation like the Polynesian tiki torch. (I stole that from someone, maybe it was Jono.)

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  7. *gasp* Oh, I seriously hope not. Not unless he was marching with them, too...

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    1. Naw, this is fake.
      I think they bought them at Home Depot.

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  8. I'm still trying to figure out the use of Tiki torches in Charlottesville. Why didn't they burn a cross so everyone could enjoy the light?

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. They didn't want to be seen as haters.

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  9. They would have got a better deal if they went to Costco.

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  10. Hmmm.....they bought all these tiki torches, had those haircuts, an I love Trump tattoo, a little Swazika flag.....why not sell these torches...they seem innocent enough.

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