Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Ahhh yes and what kind of moon will Trump present
The half-witted kind?
And where will you be for the eclipse?
Inside, terrified that Sun God won't come back after being eaten.
"Wait, did Penwasser say 'eclipse'? Don't those have chocolate on top and fluffy cream in the middle? I'll take two...dozen."
Great one!See how easy this is...? lol
With such a huge target, how can you miss?
The best kind.
Christie has his own gravity field of gravity. It explains where donut holes go and why the eclipse will be seen all the way to Indiana.
He also has his own climate.
I hope it isn't overcast so we can see it here in Oregon.
It's supposed to be a full one in the Pacific Northwest, isn't it?
Is there a hang glider big enough to support him?
I was waiting for that!
What Pat said. Is it a hang glider or a stealth fighter?
Bingo! The thought crossed my mind, as well.
I don't know if an airplane could lift his ass
There's one in development that is reputed to have twelve engines.
I don't think a hang glider could stay up with Chris Christie. He'd fall to the ground--kerplump. What a shame. No more Chris Christie.Love,Janie
And think of the hang glider!
Now what was Chelsea thinking when she looked her Pop like that? I'll start the bidding with 'You stupid fucker'.
It's handy meme in and of itself.
Is that Chris Christie up there in the sky?oh, no it's just a weather balloon.wait...it's definitely Chris Christie.
Both fulla hot air so...
Won't hold Christie up. Would have to be the Hindenberg andeven that went down.
It went down in Lakehurst, New Jersey.I say again...coincidence?