Monday, August 7, 2017

Coincidence?


In related news, Governor Christie plans to go hang-gliding that day.



"For the love of God, HE JUST DOESN'T STOP!!"

"I know, right?"
"Tell me about it."

"Testify.
Hey, is that a cheeseburger?"

"Eclipse, huh?  I love to see me any kinda moon!"




"Shit."


"Sigh....."

27 comments:

  1. Ahhh yes and what kind of moon will Trump present

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  2. And where will you be for the eclipse?

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    1. Inside, terrified that Sun God won't come back after being eaten.

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  3. "Wait, did Penwasser say 'eclipse'? Don't those have chocolate on top and fluffy cream in the middle? I'll take two...dozen."

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    1. Great one!
      See how easy this is...? lol

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    2. With such a huge target, how can you miss?

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  4. Christie has his own gravity field of gravity. It explains where donut holes go and why the eclipse will be seen all the way to Indiana.

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  5. I hope it isn't overcast so we can see it here in Oregon.

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    1. It's supposed to be a full one in the Pacific Northwest, isn't it?

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  6. Is there a hang glider big enough to support him?

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  7. What Pat said. Is it a hang glider or a stealth fighter?

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    1. Bingo! The thought crossed my mind, as well.

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  8. I don't know if an airplane could lift his ass

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    1. There's one in development that is reputed to have twelve engines.

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  9. I don't think a hang glider could stay up with Chris Christie. He'd fall to the ground--kerplump. What a shame. No more Chris Christie.

    Love,
    Janie

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  10. Now what was Chelsea thinking when she looked her Pop like that? I'll start the bidding with 'You stupid fucker'.

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  11. Is that Chris Christie up there in the sky?
    oh, no it's just a weather balloon.

    wait...
    it's definitely Chris Christie.

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  12. Won't hold Christie up. Would have to be the Hindenberg and
    even that went down.

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    1. It went down in Lakehurst, New Jersey.
      I say again...coincidence?

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