Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Captain Caption CXLIII

"Oops.  Damn!
Shoulda washed my hands."

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  1. "Maybe I can lick them clean and no one will notice."

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    1. And this is when Penwasser threw up a little in his mouth.

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  2. I try and not judge by appearances, but this new guy really looks sleazy.

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    1. And then he opens his mouth. See my response to Adam below.

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  3. "Hand washing is only a smart portion of the 5,500 year history of our Earth" -Anthony Scaramucci

    while the quote is a parody he really did say the Earth is that young

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    1. Oh, gosh...too much material, so little time.
      I'm going to have as much fun with this bunch as I did with the last.

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  4. This is the gift that keeps on giving.

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    1. Thanks!
      The government provides such a vast trove of material.

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  6. Now you are all assuming he smells something from himself. What if she were standing closer to the podium earlier?

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    1. That was my first thought.

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    2. That's actually pretty funny, too.

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  7. He's stopping the alien from escaping his mouth.

    Hope your summer is going great and don’t forget you can find me at:
    Elsie

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    1. I tried, but couldn't get there :-( . I'll try the above.

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  8. You can tell she's wondering where he put that finger. His own butthole is the most likely orifice.

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    1. Then, she'd be smiling. Hmm, maybe that's her idea of smiling.

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  9. You can tell she's wondering where he put that finger. His own butthole is the most likely orifice.

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    1. Well, if you have an itch, you have to sc...okay, now I'm a little ill.

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    1. This group is going to keep giving laughs to us.

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  11. You know, he really does look like that 80s guy from Futurama.

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