Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Easy open target with that one!Good to hear from you, Al.
Feeling the urge to jump back into this thing. Won't be a lot (maybe). The Captain Captions are fun.
I believe it.Love,Janie
My first thought was "Octo-Mom," but since she's been out of the news, I wanted to be more timely (if tacky).
The last time I heard about her she was making "adult" videos under the guise of helping people learn to enjoy their sexuality.
I forgot to ask if anyone found a set of keys in there?
Well, who COULDN'T benefit from an Octo-Mom sex tape?
Hopefully nothing more escapes!Welcome back.
I think they're gonna put a locking door on that thang.
Haha. You're back! And you're back with. . . ewww. We would expect no less from you, Al. Glad to see you. Do stick around. It's been dull without you.
Lucky you. You've been subjected to my Facebook lunacy.
Where the hell have you been?
Kanye won't have any trouble getting his tiny pecker through it at least. Because who doesn't want to be number 334th? Also called it!
You did. In fact, I would have been back sooner, but I remembered what you wrote and was stubborn.
With the dig marks, are you sure that shouldn't have been Caitlyn Jenner's first trip?
It would have ruined its nails.
Great to have you back, Al. And it's good to see your wit hasn't dulled in the slightest.
People who've been following me on Facebook would probably tell you I've gotten worse.
Imagine being the doctor.
"Help me find my keys and we can drive out of here."Good to know your alleged mind is still functional and firing on both cylinders. Missed you.
Took me a long time to climb out of the gutter.A gutter I've apparently jumped back into.
And what did the gyno find in there? Kanye West's boxing gloves? A cruise missile?
Jimmy Hoffa, from what I've read.
Oh my gosh, I'm glad I didn't have soda in my mouth when I read this because I literally laughed out loud. Too funny, Al.Elsie
Poor Kim. People are always mocking her. And thank goodness for that.
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