Friday, May 26, 2017

Captain Caption CXXXV

Kim Kardashian Visits the Gyno

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  1. Easy open target with that one!
    Good to hear from you, Al.

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    1. Feeling the urge to jump back into this thing. Won't be a lot (maybe). The Captain Captions are fun.

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    1. My first thought was "Octo-Mom," but since she's been out of the news, I wanted to be more timely (if tacky).

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    2. The last time I heard about her she was making "adult" videos under the guise of helping people learn to enjoy their sexuality.

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    3. I forgot to ask if anyone found a set of keys in there?

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    4. Well, who COULDN'T benefit from an Octo-Mom sex tape?

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  3. Hopefully nothing more escapes!

    Welcome back.

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    1. I think they're gonna put a locking door on that thang.

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  4. Haha. You're back! And you're back with. . . ewww. We would expect no less from you, Al. Glad to see you. Do stick around. It's been dull without you.

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    1. Lucky you. You've been subjected to my Facebook lunacy.

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  5. Where the hell have you been?

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  6. Kanye won't have any trouble getting his tiny pecker through it at least. Because who doesn't want to be number 334th?

    Also called it!

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    1. You did. In fact, I would have been back sooner, but I remembered what you wrote and was stubborn.

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  7. With the dig marks, are you sure that shouldn't have been Caitlyn Jenner's first trip?

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  8. Great to have you back, Al. And it's good to see your wit hasn't dulled in the slightest.

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    1. People who've been following me on Facebook would probably tell you I've gotten worse.

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  9. "Help me find my keys and we can drive out of here."
    Good to know your alleged mind is still functional and firing on both cylinders. Missed you.

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    1. Took me a long time to climb out of the gutter.
      A gutter I've apparently jumped back into.

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  10. And what did the gyno find in there? Kanye West's boxing gloves? A cruise missile?

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  11. Oh my gosh, I'm glad I didn't have soda in my mouth when I read this because I literally laughed out loud. Too funny, Al.

    Elsie

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    1. Poor Kim. People are always mocking her.
      And thank goodness for that.

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