|"Mr. President, I have some guy on the line who wants to know if your refrigerator is running. |
I don't know, sounds like Trump."
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
Monday, May 23, 2016
Friday, May 20, 2016
The commercial states "do not take Victoza if you're allergic to Victoza." Some things, I would think, would be obvious.
|"Now they tell me."|
It also says that you should ask your doctor if Victoza is right for you. I don't know, but, if you need to suggest treatment, you may need to go elsewhere for your health care.
|"Okay, we'll give that Victoza thing a shot."|
|"Really? Shit. What am I going to do with all these boxes then? |
And here I coulda bought cheeseburgers."
Monday, May 16, 2016
Friday, May 13, 2016
Monday, May 9, 2016
Monday, May 2, 2016
I know, I know, it's like I do this every year after the A-Z Challenge. After one month of writing posts and one month of reading posts, I've neglected my book. Soon to be ignored by millions, just like its predecessors, I need to get back on the stick (BONUS sexual double entendre! You're welcome) and return to 50 Shades of Penwasser which I hope to have finished in June. It's all written; I just need to polish it (hey, that's ANOTHER sexual double entendre! Good grief, I just can't help myself).
Anyway, by the time I got to the closed signs, all they had left was this one in Spanish.* In any event, if you can't read Spanish (if that's the case, how the hell do you know your way around Lowes?), Penwasser Place will be taking a short hiatus for a week or so. I'll return next Monday with a Captain Caption. However, the next day, I'll be going to Florida for about five days. Meaning, who the frik knows when I'll be back full time?
Until then, stay classy.