|Incredibly, still available on Amazon.com. |
Get your copy now for Christmas, Hanukkah,
Kwanzaa, or people you don't like!
I figure I'm safe from any potential lawsuit, though. Those mouth breathers are either dead or in jail.
Or killed in jail. Whatever. I don't care.
Yes, those psychological scars are profound and deep.
NOTE: Speaking of deep psychological scars, you should check out my girlfriend in It's An Adventure. She is also based on a real person, but I don't use her real name. Because I don't want her to know about said psychological scars.
My point in bringing this up? I understand what it's like to be a wiseguy and being too slow to escape the consequences of what I thought were clever barbs.
|I may have had a small weight problem.|
So I was amused to read a tweet from President-Elect Orange Julius complaining about the treatment the cast of Saturday Night Live, specifically Alec Baldwin, is causing him.
It's not the first time he called the skits mocking him unfunny. Mr. Trump displays what I firmly believe is a thin skin when it comes to ridicule and this is a trait which does not bode well for the future. Because, I think this childish behavior will only continue.
|I'm afraid this kind of nonsense will continue for four years. |
Note to the Democratic National Committee:
DAMN YOU for giving us Hillary Clinton!
Because, does anyone honestly think the writers at Saturday Night Live are going to hold a "Creative Planning Conference" that will go like this?
"Hey, ya know, the President-Elect is having some serious issues concerning Alec's imitation of him."
"Wow, I had no idea. You think we should cut back on those?"
"How about we just eliminate them altogether?"
"Yeah, we really should. No sense hurting anyone's feelings. What say we do one of those 'Androgynous Pat' bits?"
"Ummmmmmmmmm....probably not a good idea. Caitlyn Jenner, transgender and all that."
"You're probably right. Maybe bring back Mr. Bill?"
"Please don't tell me you forgot that Play-Doh anti-defamation suit?"
"Oops, silly me. Church lady?"
"Steve Martin doing King Tut?"
|Because she was played by Gilda Radner. |
"Jews. And black people."
"Well, screw it. Put a live feed from MSNBC on then. Nobody watches that."
Of course you'll never see that. Saturday Night Live is going to continue to make fun of Donald Trump. The best advice I could give the Orange One is to just shut the frik up about it.
I bet he doesn't, though.
He should just realize that SNL is in the business of making fun of people. Mostly people in the public eye. To whine about it or complain that they didn't make fun of Slappy and Idiot Joe as much is stupid and childish.
Maybe they did make fun of Obama a lot. Maybe they didn't. I don't know and I don't care. Jug Ears comes in for a lot of ribbing at Penwasser Place is what I do know.
|"Boy, you can say that again."|
Hey, at least Alec Baldwin won't hang him by his underwear from a Stop sign.
Like the Zowines.
Final observation: the comedian in me is overjoyed that we have Trump for the next four years. Even though we lose Biden, we've gained an orange baboon.
|"Of course he lost me. |
I'm hiding behind this window. Duh."