Sunday, December 25, 2016

Merry Christmas!

    As you're reading this, I'm probably sleeping off wild Christmas Eve celebrations.  Oh, who am I kidding?
    I'm probably sleeping, though.


"Now there were shepherds in that region living in the fields and keeping night watch over their flock.  The angel of the Lord shone around them...and said to them, 'Do not be afraid; for behold, I proclaim to you good news of great joy that will be for all the people.  For today in the city of David, a Savior...hey!! What the frik is that guy doing tying his shoe in the stable??'"
-Luke, Chapter 2, Verses 8-10
Kinda


34 comments:

  1. Hey Al,

    Nice one and you have a good one.

    Gary :)

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  3. Oops, I misquoted the Talmud. Let me try again:
    "And hark from yonder distance was doth heard, 'Get me the f*k outta here, Willis. I'm freezing my tuchas off!"

    Merry Christmas and thanks for all the laughs, Al. Really. You are the best.

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    1. And few things are worse than a frozen tuchas.

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  4. Merry Christmas. Better to tie a shoe than trip lol

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    1. I really should invest in Velcro shoes.

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  5. Merry Christmas to everyone at Penwasser Place.

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  6. Happy Holidays - see you next year, dear!

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    1. I'm back and trying to get back in the swing of things.

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  7. Wake up. and Merry Christmas. And Happy New Year. I look forward to the 2016 year of weird Al Penwasser (meant in a good way)

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    1. As long as life goes on, there will be no shortage of weird.

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  8. Jo-Anne Meadows never mentioned anything about Boxing Day being celebrated naked... what else are you all keeping from me?

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    1. I think they're renaming it to "Mixed Martial Arts Day."

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  9. I had a pretty good Christmas didn't get drunk though as I am not a big drinker but what the hell just saw my name in the above comment, hell nearly missed it. Oh well have to say a body can be naked on Boxing Day if that is how they passed out at the end of Christmas Day

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    1. I didn't get drunk, either. I had beer, but I didn't get drunk.
      You may be interested....
      At a New Eve's party, one of the partygoers remarked, "You mean they can go to the BEACH in Australia??"
      THEY may have been drunk.

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  10. I directed a Live Nativity...your post reminded me of it, ha ha. I did have to threaten to use a shepherd's crook in a rude manner to get one of the guys to stay on his mark and quit hogging Mary's light.

    Amen.

    Thanks for your humor, great posts, and bloggy friendship. Wishing you all the best in 2016 from "the Flipside."

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  11. Thanks very much!! I've spent the past week "unplugged" from Blogger. Looking forward to getting back at it.

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  12. What happened to your post from next year, as in January 1st, 2016? Did I imagine it in my emails? Am I in some sort of Twilight Zone? Will matron bring me further medication?

    Welcome to 2016 as I seem to be typing back to 2015. Well cool, but rather weird.

    Gary

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    1. Oh, wow, I edited it for next year, not expecting that, by doing so, it would disappear. It will be back NEXT January 1st.
      I hope I will be.

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  13. Have a prosperous new year, and best wishes!

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  14. Knock, knock… anybody home over there?

    2016 is here, don't you think you should get up, dust of the cobwebs and give us one of your Penwasser Posts?

    You know, something caustic, with a little smut thrown in, maybe a side of Trump manure, and hey… maybe, you know, a little bit about your pals in the oil plains… just sayin'…

    It is 2016 after all! Some of us are up and at it… what's your excuse? Hmmm

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    1. I so hate when I misspell "off" - so, dust OFF the cobwebs… yada yada yada…

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    2. I meant to today, but I'm being a bit of a slack ass.
      I hope to tighten my ass tomorrow.

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  15. You tease. You had a post and then *poof*, I clicked on it, and it's gone! Happy New Year, Al!!

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    1. I know! :-( I got all excited about posting for next year that I edited the original and put it on delay for NEXT January 1st.
      There will probably be a few more posts before then.
      Unless I die.

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  16. The Luke who wrote that must have been Cool Hand Luke. What the hell are all of these comments from a year ago doing here? I'd wish you a Merry Christmas if I didn't feel like the the Ghost of Christmases Future.

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    1. Copy, paste, everything a rerun.
      WARNING: The last post of the year is tomorrow and it's brand new.

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  17. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Kinda nice to be able to say those
    words again.

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    1. Absolutely! And a very Merry Christmas to you!

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