Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Captain Caption CXXXIV

"And, believe me, Christmas is one of the worst deals of the Obama Administration!  He deliberately failed to...oh, Christmas has been around for a couple thousand years?  Well, it doesn't matter, because Crooked Hillary and her boss were unable to stop the mass, let's face it, just giving away millions of presents to undeserving kids who only, maybe, left a plate of cookies and glass of milk for an obviously obese Rosie O-Donnell lookalike dressed as Kris Kringle, that fat cow!  Which is clearly an alias, can I be frank?  Socialism folks, pure socialism!  In my administration, this practice will come to a screeching halt!  But, if absolutely necessary, I will direct the head of the Department of Homeland Security to enact a regulation that Santa only visit AMERICAN children.  He will not go to Mexico or...[wait for it]...CHINA!
Sad!"

15 comments:

  1. I'm sure Santa already avoids North Korea...

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    1. Especially after his last sleigh was shot down.

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  2. He is all for dressing up as Santa and having a little African American boy with a lantern show him the way to the Playboy bunny mansion to give his yuletide log a go

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  3. Is it possible people will confuse Trump's mouth with a butthole?

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  4. But Santa lives in the north pole and is an illegal. Won't he get kicked out with the Mexicans?

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    1. I never thought of that. You can guarantee HE didn't either.

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  5. Pat Hatt beat me to it. A smart blogger.

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  6. "Oh I'm bigly smart. Christmas is terrific. Really terrific. Hey, look over there! It's Hillary's email server!" *Gives Putin a high-five and a nod - yeah, let's go grab some ...* Mr. Penwasser made fun of a very good man named Santa. [wait for it!] Apologize!"

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  7. I think Birgit won. Can't top that.

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  8. What's the difference between Santa and Trump?

    Santa only comes once a year

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  9. Christmas really is a pretty socialist holiday. What did those kids do to deserve those presents? Nothing, that's what. I'd keep them for myself but it's not like I have any use for them. I guess they can still have them.

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