Thursday, December 15, 2016

Captain Caption CXXXIII

And now?  A little bit of blasphemy...


"You're not my real dad!"


"Actually, truth be told, neither am I."

24 comments:

  1. That's not the first thing I'd think of saying to a giant snake about to attack me. But it might sow enough confusion to allow a getaway.

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    1. Things you'll never unsee...
      BTW, you get a mention in my next post.

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  2. There's a lot of things wrong with that first picture.

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    1. Only one of the reasons why the nuns told me I'm due for a 1,000 years in Purgatory.

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    1. I saw Homer sucking on a candy cane.
      I know. I'm bad.

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  4. At first I thought that was something else, but then Mrs. Penwasser has you, why would she need one of those? lol

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    1. Hey, the Homer figure might not be mine, you know! It's actually...yeah, okay. It's mine.

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  5. Homer is as good a choice as anyone - at least it's okay to say Merry Christmas once again...

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    1. Well, he has a job.
      Merry Christmas to you!

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  6. The song "Lightning Crashes" starts to play...

    BTW, stop by the Time machine this week, there's a mid post question for you...

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  7. Why does that statue of the Virgin Mary look like a snake? Much scarier than Homer Simpson as St. Joseph.

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    1. snake wasn't my first thought.

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    2. Once Gorilla Bananas brought it up, I did see a slight resemblance.
      Now, instead of Purgatory, I'm on the express train to Hell.
      On the bright side, I'll see Dad every day.

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  8. Where is the Joseph statue, you might ask? Well, when I was in Spain, I bought Mary, Joseph, and Jesus from a Lladro distributor. When we moved from Virginia to Pennsylvania, Joseph didn't make it (in one piece, anyway) and, thus, Mary became a single mother.
    Good grief, I really am not making things better with the Big Guy upstairs, am I?

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  9. At first glance, I thought "Mary" was a crooked penis.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I''ll reserve a spot for you in Purgatory.

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    2. Nah, I'm goin' straight to hell.

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  10. It's good that I am not religious or I'd end up in purgatory or worse.

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  11. I'm ashamed to admit that I saw the same thing Pat did. Okay, maybe not ashamed. But then again, I'm not religious, so threatening purgatory isn't a threat.

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  12. If Mary vibrates, I am really scared

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