Thursday, December 8, 2016

Captain Caption CXXXII

"Okay, Donald, well, sure you won.
But you had Clinton, while I had Obama.
So, you suck.
Not for nothin', but is the weasel to my left gonna
pick up the check?
 By the way, this crow is to die for."

28 comments:

  1. The mormon and the moron. I'd just love to read the tweets after they said that on SNL.

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    1. Why not? After all, we had "Nanny and the Professor," "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir," "Chico and the Man," and "Slappy and Idiot Joe."

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  2. I suppose if Mitt has anything he can fall back on it's that Donald had an easier opponent.

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    1. Obama really would have blown him away. I actually think Biden would've won, too.

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  3. For desert he'll be eating his foot as well.

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  4. "This crow is to die for." That's rich.

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    1. Can you just IMAGINE being at that table....?
      "Well, sure, Donald, I said you sucked, but now...have I mentioned the crow?"

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  5. Crows.... 4 and 20 of them baked in a pie.

    Nursery rhymes were always political. what does the 24 mean???? I dunno.

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    1. Gotta mean something. I'll Google after work.
      Unless I Google before work.
      "Google." May be a euphemism.

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  6. glad it's candlelit - softens the orange glow

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    1. That's actually the fire used to heat the meal. Can't expect Mitt to eat cold crow. I mean, after all, they're not barbarians.

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  7. Romney's popular vote 47.2%, lost in electoral landslide

    Trump's popular vote 46.09%, won a considerable margin of the electoral vote

    I'm sure he feels bitter he ran during the wrong election cycle

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    1. I opined that Romney would have beaten Grandma, but some people disagree. I stand by that.
      Obama was such a formidable candidate (seriously pains me to write that) while Trump was such a horrendous one.

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  8. I think Biden would have won, too, or Bernie Sanders. In a sense, Hillary Clinton did win. She became the first viable female candidate for president, and she won the popular vote. I wish she had asked Joe Biden to stay on as her vice-president. I wonder if someone can serve more than two terms as vice-president.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I would have voted for Idiot Joe. And probably Crazy Bernie. The DNC kinda blew it by giving us such a flawed candidate.

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    2. I never really saw her as flawed. I think Biden or Sanders would have drummed up more excitement. For me, that's the only way she was flawed.

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    3. She was hideous. So was he. They both sucked.

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  9. What else would be served but crow?

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    1. It's the filet mignon of birds.
      Okay, no it's not.

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  11. "Give me any cabinet position. I'll move that cabinet through the roof of the house. It'll be bigly yuge. It'll be terrific. Really terrific. Don't worry about the check. You can't pick it up with those small hands. Weasel will do it. I've seen his, huge. It's terrific."

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    1. PS "Have you seen Al's posts about me? Sad. Biased. Apologize!"

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    2. Al is unfunny. He thinks all I say is CHINA! Sad.
      MUSLIMS!

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    3. "His posts arent terrific. Biased. Mexicans! Hail Putin!"

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  12. I just believe he is talking about donuts and Trump,is thinking about his hair....and how he can ride bareback hanging on to Putin's , um, muscles.

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    1. Donuts? Did someone tell Christie? He might be jealous.

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