|Hillary Clinton supporters head to the polls|
|Donald Trump supporters head to the polls|
|Gary Johnson supporters wait for their flight to Aleppo to take off|
|"Yeah, we want to find out what all the fuss was about."|
No matter which candidate you support, good luck!
And may God have mercy on our souls.
To my non-American friends, feel free to pity, or laugh at, us.
Hell, why not do both?