Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Dum de dum de dum...
He may have been baked and, thus, happy.
Oops, I think I just crapped my pants. Can someone get my mommy?
That's presuming he's even wearing pants.
Well let's just say, dude, the President Elect's hair is only slightly less indecent than yours.
Oops, I mean more indecent. I think. Or just worse. Bad, bad hair all around. Oh no, I didn't mean to mention hair again, Al. Sorry to, um, touch a nerve. And I don't mean that literally or inappropriately. I mean I wouldn't touch it whether or not it has hair.
At least it doesn't look like something off a seagull.
If he was gone for long enough then he might not consider it so bad that Trump won. He was pretty popular before the election. It was only during it that things went wrong for the man. Or right, depending on your outlook. I mean, the man is President-Elect. That's pretty good for him.
I actually was supporting him, until he went kind of nuts.
At least now he can light up and reach high.
And have a good excuse to not know where Aleppo-or his feet-are.
I'm so proud of myself, I got no TV coverage but just as many electoral votes as Gary Johnson
And it cost you way less.
back to being a trivia answer, no doubt
More than likely.
I can't look at him without the urge to reach for a bong.
Duddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeee!Seriously, I have no problem with that.
Another happy customer of the Gene keady toupee shop, I see...
I have nothing, just saying