Monday, November 7, 2016

Captain Caption CXXVIII

Twentieth Century Pop Icon and Noted Harlot Madonna promised to fellate every person who casts a vote for Hillary Clinton.
In related news, millions of American men
have announced they are gay.

27 comments:

  1. In more related news, Bill Clinton is first and last in line.

    PS Her face looks beautifully botoxed but wth is going on with that arm? It appears to have been swallowed by a sickly turkey or something.

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    1. I was thinking the same thing. Looks like her arm had a blowout.

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  2. OH.MY.GOD!!! Did she lose her real arm in a horrible accident so they had to hurriedly graft the arm of Gollum (which was, miraculously, the only thing to survive his fall into the volcano in Mt Doom)?

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  3. Look at her - is she trying to make Trump win?

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    1. Good thing she didn't promise a handjob.

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  4. Is that her real arm? Blah. No wonder so many went gay lol

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    1. Maybe it's a little bit of CGI from a horror show.

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  5. What a coincidence, that's what Trump promised for Putin too.

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    1. Or act like one. Pretty much how I've rolled since the 20th century.

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  7. Hey, I'm desperate. So what if she looks almost as old as I do. Of course, my arms are much firmer and if she wears long sleeves I'll never know the difference.

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    1. Bag over the head, lights out, meh, I'll consider it.

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  8. Oh wow she looks rough. I've always thought she looked good for her age. It was an interesting tactic she took but I don't think it's worked out as well as she thought it might.

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    1. I think it's just bad lighting.
      And she's 58.

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  9. "Hey, haven't I already given you a blowjob?"

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    1. I don't know. We've never met in person.

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  10. Boy, Courtney Love went downhill eh?

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    1. It's the arms, isn't it? And the hagged-out look.

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    2. Oh yes...and considering what she has done I. The past, what man would want to have her mouth there...her mouth is like a Petrie dish of diseases. Now let's all vogue

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  11. All I can say is, I saw a bumper sticker today- "So Gay I can't even drive straight!"

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  12. I can't top Stephen. I won't try.

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    1. He is a maestro with the written word.
      His paintings are right purdy, too.

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