Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
"Anyone who says their butt is smoother than this is lying."
Go ahead, I'll rub it. Just to be sure.
He does appear to be pretty passionate about his bald head.
Well, he IS a chick magnet with a full head of hair.
Apparently he's not a member of the Hair Club for Men.
Or the owner.
Maybe Trump can give him some tips on how to get some back
It'll have to be orange, though.
I'm a little teapot, short and stout....
Here is my mouth and crap comes out.
I thought he was still looking for his mind. He seems to have lost it some time ago.
I think he left it in a locker at Fox.
I know he was popular when he was mayor, but that man seemed to caught the bus to crazy town lately
New York City is especially lovely this time of year. It's not so cold that you can still feel your face and you can't smell the vomit as much.Plus, the rats tend to be sluggish.Bonus!
plenty of hair to go around. Enough to give us all hair balls as we choke down the new world order.
Hair balls.The juxtaposition of those two words gave me a very disturbing mental image.
"No, Rudy! Don't push the button! You'll destroy us all!!!"FUN FACT: I was curious as to how to properly spell his last name so I dragged your photo of him to Google's image search... I got "Beyoncé" as the result... I haven't stopped laughing yet.
Try dragging Beyonce's photo to Google Image Search and see what you get.Fun for the whole family!
Don't listen to what the ladies say. My head is plenty big and ready for action.
"RAMMING speed!!"Wait. That's probably not good, is it?
But I thought a bald head meant... Oh, you know what, never mind.
I'd give up my full head of hair just to make these bozos go away.
"Hey! Would this look better with a giant yellow combover on it? Asking for a friend!"
Or orange. Whatever works.
Stealing someone's hair is just so funny
Maybe he'll be receiving a ransom note soon...
Bald is beautiful, right ladies?