Friday, October 14, 2016

Wrath of Ken Going Mobile

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  1. And those balls are made in a sweat shop most likely. Sweaty Chinese Balls.

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    1. Maybe I'll play tennis, instead.
      With yellow fuzzy balls.
      Balls.

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  2. This does answer a question I never knew I had; will my dick magically get bigger in Texas? Everything is bigger in Texas after all. I also love the smirk after "At least my balls are American!"

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    1. It will, but you can never leave the state ever again.

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  3. So glad you posted this here- I scrolled past on FB in a hurry and then stupidly forgot. Maybe that subscription thing DOES have a purpose...

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  4. So your stick was made in another country than your balls? It must feel so weird when you swing your club

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  5. Bet you jumped into your Prius. You and your Chinese balls.
    It did look like a crib behind you.

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    1. It's all about saving the planet.
      And my balls.

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  6. Have a good trip. At least you can golf in the US.

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    1. And I drank a six pack of Yeungling.
      Didn't help my game.

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  7. Oh my this cracked me up can't say why it just did

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    1. "Tees! GOLF tees!"
      I don't know why, but that line made me laugh.
      Probably bad form to laugh at your own jokes.

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  8. Hint: Perhaps the fact that your balls are Chinese explains why not everything looked bigger in Texas.

    Hope you're having a great trip, Al.

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