Saturday, October 1, 2016

Morning After the Inauguration?

3:00 AM...

The White House...


"Bill...BILL!!  Look, I don't care if it's after midnight!
Just get off the cheerleader
and pick up the goddamn phone!!"
 
"I couldn't find out if her refrigerator was running.
All I heard was a couple giggles.
Then the line went dead."

23 comments:

  1. At least Bill will be a happy camper.

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  2. That lady in bed is really Kim Karsashian. I think Obama is asking when they can play tiddly winks

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    1. I think only Kanye gets to play with those tiddlies.

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  3. A talented cheerleader might be what we all need.

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    1. And much better to watch during the State of the Union.

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  4. Is your refrigerator running?

    Because a few million Americans might vote for it

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    1. Even for a moldy loaf of bread inside.

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  5. In the words of George Takei...Ohhhhh myyyyyy

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    1. With women looking like that, can't say as I blame George.

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  6. From that picture, can you blame Bill?

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    1. Well, the light's probably bad and her "face" isn't on.
      That, and she's a beast.

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  7. what happens in the Lincoln bedroom, should stay there.
    Did you knock before snapping that photo?

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    1. I hid under the bed.
      Next to the interns.

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  8. "Whatchu talking about, Biden? I told you to check the cooler!"

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    1. That's where Bill goes to get a stiff one.
      I'm not sure that makes any sense.

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  9. Can you see me shaking my head and thinking what the hell

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    1. And THAT'S how whacky things are here.

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  10. You made me laugh so hard I couldn't read the caption to my son, who is illiterate, which is your fault, you bastard Penwusser.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Better than crying, I suppose. I wish we could give this whole election thing a pass.

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    2. That means we keep President Obama, which suits me fine.

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  11. This makes me wonder how many presidents bothered to have the locks changed. I doubt they'd let you change the number but you should be able to change the locks at least.

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