Thursday, October 20, 2016

Captain Caption CXXV

Hey, kids!
Get this year's scariest Halloween costume,
the Ruth Bader Ginsberg!
Act now while supplies last!



"I'd hit it...I mean buy it!"

27 comments:

  1. It's amazing how realistic the latest face masks are. The apple must be a prop too, because no modern human eats an apple like that, with the core and the pips all gone. It must have been made for a Home Erectus costume.

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    1. "Homo Erectus" never fails to crack me up. I'm childish that way.

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    1. As an old friend used to say at the titty bar, "Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat..."

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  3. No kid will bother you with that face, giving Bill his private time

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  4. Bill: "But first, Ruthie, put this intern outfit on, then cover your face with this paper bag. Oh and here's the cigar."

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    1. "Open wide! No, not your mouth."
      Oh....ewwwwww.

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    1. Once you've had Hillary, there's no going back.

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  6. she does look a bit like a hobbit, but Lord of the Rings is not relevant anymore

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  7. Ah, Notorious RBG. If I dressed up, that might be an option.

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  8. Bill's standards aren't as high as The Donald's. He doesn't assault a woman unless she's a 10.

    Love,
    Janie

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  9. I think I'll dress as an FBI director this year. All I need is a suit, tie, and a sign saying... "I don;t remember."

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  10. Are you saying Ruth is the apple of Bill's eye?

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  11. I don't think even Bill would hit that

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    1. My mind tried a mental image, but for my protection it went into automatic shutdown.

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  12. Just looking at her photo makes me feel like I'm guilty of something. Those eyes! They're staring into my soul!!!

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    1. I hear she has no reflection in mirrors, either.

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  13. I bet if she pounded her gavel hard enough while staring at you like that, the earth below you would open up like a trap door and send you straight to hell.

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    1. Whenever I pound my gavel, I make sure the bathroom door is locked.

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