Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Caption Caption CXX

"You know, Don, I don't normally swing that way.
But a 'handy's' a 'handy,' after all."

36 comments:

  1. Still a better love story than Twilight

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. They're like vampires, though. They both suck.

      Delete
    2. They're like vampires, though. They both suck.

      Delete
  2. "Is it okay if I ask your pecker for an autograph?"

    ReplyDelete
  3. Humpty dumpty and humpy together at last.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Wouldn't it make a great bedtime story if they BOTH had a big fall?

      Delete
  4. "Just checkin how big that wall will have to be to ensure safety and security in the Oval office, that's all. You'll see. That's really all this is about. Damn, I'm good lookin."

    ReplyDelete
  5. strange bedfellows. Nothing like working across the aisle

    ReplyDelete
  6. Replies
    1. Although with all the twitching Grandma has experienced lately, it would probably be awesome.

      Delete
  7. "Yeah, about that, I was just going to check for deadly disease, and if I find any, send you and your wife on a nice romantic getaway..."

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I find it hard to believe (no pun intended) that the Boner-in-Chief would go anywhere near Googly-Eye Grandma.
      But, what a wonderful thought.

      Delete
  8. Hopefully, Trump will never have "Presidential Wood" of his own.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I think he'd like Melania to kiss his putter for good luck.

      Delete
  9. They sure do have a lot in common.

    ReplyDelete
  10. The captions just write themselves.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I see a picture and think the exact thing.

      Delete
  11. Are they going to have a little cheek to cheek?

    ReplyDelete
  12. Donald Trump is polling the electorate.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Boys will be boys. Isn't that what they say?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Better than boys will DO boys, I suppose.

      Delete
  14. Just checking for those lumps - better to be safe than sorry!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Probably wants to correlate "Hands-Little Willie" size.

      Delete
  15. I'm sure a man who gets around as much as Bill Clinton understands that it's really only gay if balls are touching.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Or if...oh, I just can't finish that one.

      Delete
  16. They are just smiling a bit too much

    ReplyDelete