You're not truly clean until you're clean under the rim.
Still a better love story than Twilight
They're like vampires, though. They both suck.
"Is it okay if I ask your pecker for an autograph?"
But no cigars, if you don't mind.
Awe what a cute couple.
Humpty dumpty and humpy together at last.
Wouldn't it make a great bedtime story if they BOTH had a big fall?
"Just checkin how big that wall will have to be to ensure safety and security in the Oval office, that's all. You'll see. That's really all this is about. Damn, I'm good lookin."
Or in the Mens Room at a truck stop.
strange bedfellows. Nothing like working across the aisle
Handies have that effect.
More than he'll get from Hilary.
Although with all the twitching Grandma has experienced lately, it would probably be awesome.
"Yeah, about that, I was just going to check for deadly disease, and if I find any, send you and your wife on a nice romantic getaway..."
I find it hard to believe (no pun intended) that the Boner-in-Chief would go anywhere near Googly-Eye Grandma.But, what a wonderful thought.
Hopefully, Trump will never have "Presidential Wood" of his own.
I think he'd like Melania to kiss his putter for good luck.
They sure do have a lot in common.
It's all about the johnson.
The captions just write themselves.
I see a picture and think the exact thing.
Are they going to have a little cheek to cheek?
Only if they turn around.
See me shake my head
Donald Trump is polling the electorate.
Wants to know if Clinton is up or down.
Boys will be boys. Isn't that what they say?
Better than boys will DO boys, I suppose.
Just checking for those lumps - better to be safe than sorry!
Probably wants to correlate "Hands-Little Willie" size.
I'm sure a man who gets around as much as Bill Clinton understands that it's really only gay if balls are touching.
Or if...oh, I just can't finish that one.
They are just smiling a bit too much