Official Mascot of the 2016 Summer Games
The team from Detroit cleaned up at the 2016 Summer Games' newest event, Strong Arm Robbery, having secured the gold, silver, and bronze medals.
|Unfortunately, they were mugged by the |
squad from Newark at the Awards Ceremony.
In related news, Team Baltimore is sure to be a heavy favorite in Synchronized Drugstore Arson.
|This is despite what's sure to be stiff competion from the youngsters of Ferguson. |
Who are also competing in Freestyle Vietnamese Shopowner Assault.
|"Hey, how come that fish isn't moving? |
And why is it covered in corn?"
Okay, I'll save you the trouble...
Hey, look at it this way, it could be worse.