Friday, August 19, 2016

Technology

      I tried out this new App.  

    Although, I think it's kind of worthless. 


All it said was, "Try looking in your hand.  Dumbass."



10 comments:

  1. Such foul language for an app. How is that even helpful though? Find my phone that's one my phone when I've lost my phone..umm..yeah.

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  2. I wouldn't tolerate that kind of cheek from an iPhone, no matter how justified it was. You should lend it to some big-assed woman to use as a sex toy. That will teach it some manners.

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  3. what if it said it was in another room? You are in another dimension. Twilight Zone time

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  4. I'd try it, but I lost the other gadget to run the app.

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  5. What if it's in my hand but I still can't find it? Is there an APP for that?

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    1. I think it would be attached to your body.
      Wait, we're talking about a phone, aren't we?
      Oh, this is so embarrassing.

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  6. I wonder if there's a men's app for finding a certain bodypart. I also wonder if it would respond "No, I can't detect it at all." I mean, not in your case, Al, I'm sure. But for some other men, there must be limits to what an app can find. Right?

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    1. And it should come with a little pair of tweezers.
      For some guys.

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