Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Captain Caption CVII

The Paul Ryan action figure.
NOW WITH KUNG FU GRIP!!

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    1. I was just going to say that was also sold separately.

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    2. Republican versions are out of stock.

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  2. Is that a dirty look he's giving someone? He might be saying "Don't think I wouldn't stick this in your butthole".

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  3. "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on, sugar, let me know...I mean you... over there."

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  4. And pull my finger real farting action

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  5. I'm innocent of any wrong doing...ever. That's what I say and I'm sticking to it...until they find the actual proof.

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  6. Veto. Veto. Veto. Veto. No voting allowed. Dictatorship included. Donuts provided by Elizabeth Warren.

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  7. Why did I say yes to this job? You, over there, answer the question.

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  8. Holy Moly, Al, where do you get this stuff?!!

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    1. It's all over.
      Having a warped sense of humor also helps.

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  9. Does he come with American flag underwear?

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  10. Thanks for the smile this brought to my face

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  11. I don't remember the beard. Can it be removed from the non-action figure?

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. He had it for a short while. But, when people really knew who he was, he shaved it off.

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  12. "And his sad basset hound eyes cry REAL tears to lament an impending Donald Trump presidency!"

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  13. I miss action figures that have kung fu grip.

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  14. Maybe he's saying, "Wait, what? Trump who?"

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  15. I don't know who this person is I'm afraid.

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    1. Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House. Kind of a putz.
      Once more, domestic US "stuff" causes the rest of the world to scratch their heads. Sorry.

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