Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Captain Caption CVI

Victoria's Secret:
"I usually ignore the 'Dry Clean Only' instructions on my crown"

19 comments:

  1. This is my new bikini...1800's bejewelled look

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  2. I might be wearing a corset, but I refuse to wear panties under this dress!

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  3. That was Victoria's secret - she didn't wear anything under that dress.

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  4. Does my g-string make my tuchas look big?

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  5. Maybe the crown is too tight, she looks rather miffed

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  6. Victoria's real secret was that she collected photographs of dead people. Many Victorians had photos taken of departed loved ones, but thousands of them were discovered at Windsor Castle after her death.

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  7. Kneel before me or sit my crown, the choice is yours.

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  8. This old thing? Cubic zirconia. Doesn't look it, does it?

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  9. Damn, you need to post in the afternoon. All the good jokes are taken! Except, " However, I always remember to starch Albert's jock. Only way to get him to stand at attention when I call."

    Okay, maybe they WERE all taken.

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  10. That wasn't her secret. It was crotchless panties. Can't you get anything right, Penwusser?

    Love,
    Janie

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    3. Prince Albert in a can liked them.

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  11. There is no Victoria

    that's their secret

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  12. No wonder she's so angry looking.

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  13. Well, that explains the shrunken crown.

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