Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Captain Caption CV

Well, that's just great!
Those people talk all through the movie,
goof around on their cell phones,
and put their feet on the back of the seats.
Now, you tell me they even get own escalator, too?

30 comments:

  1. Where is this spot in which I can see dicks rising?

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  2. Those dicks ruin everything...

    That is a good one Al.

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  3. Not to mention they already have their own sporting goods store...

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    1. You should SEE their bats.
      Double entendre, free of charge.

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  4. Are you sure it's not the way to the porno section?

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    1. No, that was on the first floor, next to the lub...I mean, that's what I heard.

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  5. All dicks should have their own section. We need a referendum on this.

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    1. As long as they were segregated from the rest of us.
      Oooh, that kind of business got us into so much trouble not too long ago.
      #dicklivesmatter

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    1. Actually, like I told Mich below, I'll just bet that someone marked over the apostrophe. I certainly would if I knew I wouldn't get caught.
      For that is how I roll.

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  7. No fair that Richard has a short cut

    (all of the above comments are way funnier)
    (you have such a following - too clever!)

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  8. I can't one up any of you. I'll just ask if you were in Cerritos? (Because they have a Dicks Sporting Goods Store next door to a movie theater.)

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    1. I was actually at the Connecticut Post Shopping Center.
      "Post." Now there's a double entendre. You're welcome.

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  9. You know the people who designed that sign did that on purpose.

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    1. I think someone painted over or removed the apostrophe. If I worked late night in that mall, you'd better believe I would find me a ladder...

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    1. As long as it comes back in four hours or less, we're fine.

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  11. Great. Another entitled Democrat constituency.

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  12. Oh sillies...That Is Dick Van Dyke's own elevator...although his original name was Penis Van Lesbian

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    1. As long as it's not a Rosie O'Donnell kind of lesbian, I'd be cool with that.

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  13. All I'm saying is it makes my dick rise and it's cheaper than viagra.

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    1. Some of us need cranes.
      Not me.
      This makes me sad.

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  14. Ha. Dude. Where do you find these things?

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    1. It's amazing to me that I usually just blunder into them. When I do, I think, "Hey, that's pretty funny."
      Warped weirdness. It's a curse.

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