Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
"Okay, let's see... Which point am I on... pinky point? Ring point? Oh, thumb... Hillary sucks. That's it!"
Let's see, which one went to market?DAMN, that's piggies!
Now, how many fingers do I have again...? Screw it, make Mexico pay for it!
Uno, dos, tres...awwww....eff it!JOBS!!
How many fingers is this? I don't quite know...
Sounds like he wasn't properly briefed.
I'm thinking of painting a room Donald Trump orange
As long as it's a yuge room, you're probably good to go.
He really looks like he's confused about how many fingers he has.
I think someone asked him to count to eleven.
Looks like he's reading cheat notes off his hand. Are his thumbs extra bendy or is that just me? The Mexicans did it.
Cheat notes are in Chinese.
Are these really my hands? My, they are just as beautiful as my hair. I need to gaze into a pond and just view my god hood as the narcissist I am.
"Let me tell ya something, let me tell you, I could build a wall around myself with these hands I'm so great, you'll see. We're going make 'em pay for it too. The Muslims in Mexico, they'll pay."
"If they weren't my hands, they'd be fondling my daughter's boobs." "No, they'd be strangling you!" shouts a wag in the audience.
I'll just run my tiny hands through my hair - it's like a fine tooth comb. ....there, perfection
Tiny hands, tiny dick, tiny brain, inversely proportional to the ego.
Small hands and a small mind sounds about right
His thumbs bend really weirdly. I had to splay my hands to make sure that wasn't normal and I've just never noticed. It wasn't normal. I'm never going to unsee that now.
I just scrolled up to see. I never noticed before.Thanks.Thanks for that.