Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Captain Caption CIV

"Holy crap!  Well, whaddya know?  They are small!
My hairdo's probably effed up, too."

23 comments:

  1. "Okay, let's see... Which point am I on... pinky point? Ring point? Oh, thumb... Hillary sucks. That's it!"

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Let's see, which one went to market?
      DAMN, that's piggies!

      Delete
  2. Now, how many fingers do I have again...? Screw it, make Mexico pay for it!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Uno, dos, tres...awwww....eff it!
      JOBS!!

      Delete
  3. How many fingers is this? I don't quite know...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Sounds like he wasn't properly briefed.

      Delete
  4. I'm thinking of painting a room Donald Trump orange

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. As long as it's a yuge room, you're probably good to go.

      Delete
  5. He really looks like he's confused about how many fingers he has.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I think someone asked him to count to eleven.

      Delete
  6. Looks like he's reading cheat notes off his hand. Are his thumbs extra bendy or is that just me? The Mexicans did it.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Are these really my hands? My, they are just as beautiful as my hair. I need to gaze into a pond and just view my god hood as the narcissist I am.

    ReplyDelete
  8. "Let me tell ya something, let me tell you, I could build a wall around myself with these hands I'm so great, you'll see. We're going make 'em pay for it too. The Muslims in Mexico, they'll pay."

    ReplyDelete
  9. "If they weren't my hands, they'd be fondling my daughter's boobs."

    "No, they'd be strangling you!" shouts a wag in the audience.

    ReplyDelete
  10. I'll just run my tiny hands through my hair - it's like a fine tooth comb. ....there, perfection

    ReplyDelete
  11. Tiny hands, tiny dick, tiny brain, inversely proportional to the ego.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Small hands and a small mind sounds about right

    ReplyDelete
  13. His thumbs bend really weirdly. I had to splay my hands to make sure that wasn't normal and I've just never noticed. It wasn't normal. I'm never going to unsee that now.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I just scrolled up to see. I never noticed before.
      Thanks.
      Thanks for that.

      Delete