Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Captain Caption CIII

"Hey, why are we here so early, Dad?"
"Gotta make sure we get a good seat for the Synchronized
 Swimming Finals."
"But, isn't that in two weeks?"
"Well...yeah.  I want to avoid the rush."
"You're shittin' me, right?"

25 comments:

  1. Hahaha! It would be standing room only though for beach volleyball.

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    1. Just because the guys admire the athleticism of the opponents.
      And their boobs.

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  2. I'd watch beach volleyball for sure!

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  3. Did they add nude swimming and forget to tell me?

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    1. If it's dudes, you can forget about it.

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    2. With Brazil you never know.

      On both comments

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  4. Caption: The only people brave enough to attend the Olympics in Rio.

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    1. That would have been great!
      So much comedy, so little time.

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  5. Hopefully, mosquitos won't fly this high.

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  6. We are here for the pre Olympics...next will be swimming in sludge!

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  7. I'm not saying I'm going to record the women's beach volleyball matches so I can watch them over-and-over... in slow motion. But I'm not saying I won't either.

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  8. I would normally enjoy being able to attend the Olympics, not that I ever have, but not this time.

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  9. Is that the event where women try to imitate dolphins by thrashing their tails about? I can't quite picture dad's role in the fantasy.

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  10. I think this is a really old picture, Al. Isn't that Macaulay Culkin and one of his burglars on the far left?

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  11. "No shitting"? They've been telling the Brazilian people that since October and it hasn't helped...

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    1. Every day. Usually in the morning just before a shower.

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  13. Then again they might be very, very late...

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  14. Everyone else is on line at the bathrooms.

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  15. Given the conditions that kid is likely not the only who is going to be "shitted" during the Rio games.

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  16. I've heard athletes say on TV that they will only be drinking bottled water (not locally bottled). I hope the Synchronized Swimmers all have their shots up to date. I wonder which country will win the most medals for Diphtheria, Hepatitis, etc...

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    1. For this year's swimming events, they'll also be awarding Brown Medals.

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