A friend on Facebook (hey, I have friends. They don't come
|"You can take a reservation. |
You just can't hold a reservation."
Apparently, they gave her car away, despite she having made a reservation. It reminded her of an incident on Seinfeld. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and look for it on You Tube. It's pretty funny.
It also reminded me of an experience I had many years ago while serving as a designated driver for a bunch of drunks (hence the need for a designated driver. I would think that was obvious).
Which also reminded me of the Cheese Shop sketch from Monty Python. In fact, it reminded me so much that I even used one of the lines from that particular segment.
|"We call that plagiarism where I come from, squire."|
Them: Good evening...tee hee...good morning. Welcome to the Auburn Dunkin' Donuts. May I take your order?
Me: Yes, thank you. I'd like four black coffees with half a dozen glazed donuts, please.
Them: We're out of glazed, sorry.
Me: Okay, no worries. Boston Creme then.
Them: Ran out this evening, sir.
Them: Making them now.
Them: Uh, not this morning.
Me: Chocolate frosted?
Them: No, sir.
Them: Not this morning, sir.
Me: Alright, I'll have chocolate then.
Them: No chocolate, either.
Me: Then why did you ask?
Them: Wanted to make sure, sir.
Me: I see. Butterscotch?
Them: Did you say butterscotch?
Me: I did.
Them: No, sir.
Me: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............powdered sugar?
Them: A gentleman from New Jersey just bought our last dozen, sir.
Me: Let me ask you. Do you, in fact, have any doughnuts at all?
Them: Of course, sir, we're a doughnut shop. We have fresh bran muffins tonight.
Me: Well, those aren't doughnuts then, are they?
I would have kept up the debate, but I needed to hose out my back seat. I'm thinking a round of tequila shots at last call wasn't such a hot idea.
|"Boy, am I glad I got there before all the drunks did."|