Sunday, July 24, 2016

Today's Safety Tip


   When vacuuming your pool, be extremely careful if ABBA's Dancing Queen starts playing on iHeart Radio.  

    You run the real risk of pirouetting into the water.
Of course, I'll now probably need to surrender my Guy Card to the Gender Police.
Because ABBA.

"No, no, that's totally cool.
I love ABBA."



17 comments:

  1. Obviously someone fished you out before you drowned...

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  2. And thank goodness for that.
    Live to pirouette another day!

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  3. Looks like the hose drowned, too.

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  4. I never admitted to liking ABBA when they were popular, but if no one is looking I will also pirouette to their music now when I hear it.

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    1. I'll keep it between us.
      Just stay away from pools.

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  5. But ABBA... You can't help but toe-tap. (Of course, I'm a girl...)

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  6. "And I totally love sucking it up with a long hose too."

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  7. how can I follow Robin? I figured you were preparing for "It's Raining Men", when Abba swept you away.

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  8. At least there was no need to hose you off after a last minute daring rescue.

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  9. I let someone else clean our pool, which is part of our townhouse development.

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    1. One of the reasons I want to sell my house. That and mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway.

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  10. If I had to listen to Abba, I'd probably drown myself in that pool.

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  11. There are worse ways to die than by ABBA whom I personally love and have every record, yes record, of theirs. I thought you would have died to hearing Voulez-Vous than Dancing Queen..or maybe the King Kong song (yes they did a song called that)

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  12. I don't like ABBA, yet when I hear their music, my toes want to tap and before I know it, I'm flat on my face in the pool.

    If I had a pool.

    Love,
    Janie

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