And, by done, I mean that Fifty Shades of Penwasser has been published and is now available on Amazon.com for the criminally low (or criminally high) price of $5.95.
Sure to be a bestseller virtually nowhere, Fifty Shades is a little
Which means (NOTE: I've exhausted the number of times I can write "which means" in one post. I hope you understand) that, if you find yourself mentally unstable and buy the thing, it's not in the form of a narrative (Hifalutin term for 'story'). Because, it's a collection...wait, I just wrote that (sorry).
This, above all, is more "Navy Specific," meaning it comes
|Like these guys. |
Who are allowed to be in the Navy now.
Well, blow me down.
If that happens, you have my apologies in advance. And sheer amazement that you bought the thing in the first place.
I do make fun of the Air Force, though. So, there's that.
"So, Al, what will you do next?" you may find yourself asking. Along with, "This is the crap that happens when I hit 'Next Blog'?"
Well, I'm going to attempt something a little more serious, a little
|But not as much fun to say|
In collaboration with his widow (which isn't my mother. Because my mother had passed away thirteen years before he, making him a widower. Yeah, this is wicked complicated, huh?), I'm going to turn those musings into something which he would be proud of (or should that be "something of which he would be proud"? Frikkin' prepositions).
|"OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! |
|"It's about a whale, snowflake!!!"|
I'm thinking that will take me to the end of the year.
|By the way, this mess is still |
available on Amazon, too.
Then, if the world hasn't ended, I'll begin the prequel to Shag Carpet Toilet in January, which will be titled St. Stan's: Tales From the Penguin Academy. That one will will be back to a Penwasser Vibe. It won't have curse words, but it will have nuns.
|"Oh, I'm not liking the sounds of that, boyo. |
Knuckles, if you please, Mr. Penwasser."
Ain't I the clever dickens?
|"OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD!|
For those who are disappointed this isn't some sort of Penwasser Sex Book, might I offer the below example of inter-species love?
|"See? And you thought it was weird."|
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