Saturday, July 2, 2016

A Public Service Announcement


Lite Beer

Gateway alcohol to "Hey, who's up for shots?"

"Damn, why didn't I listen?  Why??"

"Right on, bro."

"Does anyone have a camera?"

"If she needs a ride..."


    Incidentally, Fifty Shades of Penwasser is complete and undergoing review by the publisher.  I should find out by the end of the weekend if it's good to go.  I'm not too concerned because they have pretty low standards.

This will be on the cover.
Shades, get it?
Yeah, it's as funny as that.


18 comments:

  1. I only see one shade, not 50. Never mind that, it'll still be a best seller if the other 49 shades are inside the cover. Does the open-mouthed guy have miniature toilet rolls in his eyes?

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    1. I had considered getting a shot of fifty shades. But, I was worried that would take weird too far.

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    2. They DO look like toilet paper rolls, don't they?

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  2. Ohhh, you could do so many things with shades. You in sunglasses or "shades". You standing next to window shades. You holding eggplant, tomatoes, peppers, and potatoes while smoking some tobacco. The possibilities are endless. Beer has never been my friend. I love a good chocolatini though.

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    1. I didn't mean to switch from lampshade to other shades. Just different types in addition to.

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  3. Can anyone really get that wasted on light beer?
    Yeah, I'd go with fifty pairs of sunglasses.

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  4. Do you even own 50 shades to use? haha the cover is great indeed. Sunglasses is a neat idea to though.

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  5. I just know the new book will be a success. Congratulations in advance.

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  6. Congrats on this new book which sounds already funny from just the title. So, it's true, Americans do love mineral water.

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    1. I used to drink Coors Lite, but this Ultra stuff has just gone too bloody far.

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    2. I used to drink Coors Lite, but this Ultra stuff has just gone too bloody far.

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  7. already laughing. Congrats on low standards. I'm prepared! Cheers - I raise you one Ultra

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  8. Those Muslim guys are hoping this one has pictures

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  9. Is there a dungeon in Fifty Shades of Penwasser? I can't wait - EVEN if there are no photos, but I sure hope there are. Congratulations. You keep impressing me! ;-)

    PS Not sure if you saw it, but I happily reviewed It's An Adventure.

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    1. I just read it! Thank you VERY MUCH!

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  10. Lite *beer* is not beer. It is a travesty.

    If you published Fifty Lampshades of Grey, I would read it.

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    1. And Michelob Ultra is the weakest of the lot. My family has taken to drinking that at our gatherings. Good grief, it's like water. I prefer microbrews or beer like Yeungling, Sam Adams, anything other than the lite stuff.

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  11. Looking forward to the new book.

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