NOTE: That is a lie. I never met a girl like that.
You may have noticed you haven't seen a whole lot of me (a blessing for most people).
|"Come on! You said there'd be doughnuts!!"|
Which, I suppose is good.
Bigger Belly=New Jersey Governor.
New Jersey Govern...wait, this is getting silly.
Plus, my daughter graduated from college a few weeks ago (most of you know this). A few days later, we took a five day trip to Tampa, Florida (by the way, fabulous). Her original intention was to move to Florida.
Move To Florida=Empty House
Empty House=Me Walking Around in My Skivvies
Me Walking Around in My Skivvies=Vomiting Dog
|Just An Observation...|
Tampa has the most boobie bars
per capita I have ever seen
(this one was right next door to our hotel)
Well, wouldn't you know it, she has decided not to move. Which is a smart decision on her part. So, I'll need to keep my pants on. Which gets the dog's approval.
In addition to all this, I've been asked to write a book based on the journal my stepfather wrote before he passed away. I'm looking forward to this and will get right to it once I'm finished "50 Shades of Penwasser" (which will be completed within the next couple of weeks).
|Incidentally, these are all still available on Amazon.com|
And, apparently, on my bathroom floor.
|You know, like this.|
|Hopefully, that'll be taken care of soon. |
Things are getting a little antsy around here.
And there's six more just like it.
So, if you want to break your mother's back, come on over.
I'll still be pretty active on Facebook and Twitter, so it's not like everyone's getting off easy.
|"No, no, do what you want. I'm good."|