Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Captain Caption XCV

The Trump Campaign firms up its foreign policy position.

"For all those losers who think I'm naive when it comes to geo-politics, it's become clear to me that MILLIONS of very bad people, some of whom may be supporters of Crooked Hillary, are streaming in from North Dakota into the United States!  When I'M president, we will build a wall at the Canadian border.  AND WE'LL GET KAMCHATKA TO PAY FOR IT!
CHINA!"

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  1. Oh yes, North Dakota is dangerous. Must get on that Right. Now.

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  2. North Dakota? Must be why they call it the Badlands.

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  3. Risk - then we'll play Sorry. Throw in Monopoly too.
    (bet he cheats)

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    1. We'll play Sorry if he gets in.
      FULL DISCLOSURE: They all suck.

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  4. Ya betcha. Better watch out for Nortdakoti.

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  5. Damn, Alaska will get stuck behind the wall too, probably better for them.

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    1. But, as Stephen says below, they'll get stuck with Sarah Palin.

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  6. I'm all for it (a wall between us and Canada) if it keeps Palin out of the lower forty-eight.

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  7. Ironically, I strongly suspect his hair piece was, 'made in China.'

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    1. Wonder much much of his wardrobe was actually made in the United States.

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  8. "And dem Muslims in Mexico and dem browncoat Mexicalis sittin der in Taco Bell, they'll pay. Oy, they pay. You'll see."

    Thing is, Al, Hillarian's foreign policy would bear near same as Trump's: global devastation.

    #BernbabyBern! I have faith in my Californian people making a big statement today!

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    1. Oops, two things, Al: Trump doesn't use any language as sophisticated as "oy." I meant "Oh." And Granny's foreign policy would "be"...But you knew that, cuz you're awesome.

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    2. Grandma is a hawk, bought and paid for by who knows how many bad actors.

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    3. Plus, she has more chins than a Chinese phone-book. I'm still laughing about that one, Al. Thank you.

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  9. I think this election cycle should be like the year Bobby died in Dallas. It was all just a terrible dream.

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  10. Ah, remember, the brick wall along the Canadian border is well under construction and is nearing the Alberta border. Way ahead of Trump on that one.

    I'm assuming that North Dakota is north of South Dakota.

    Take care, eh!

    Gary

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  11. Yes...North Dakota is one of our provinces...didn't you know? I think of him from that Bugs Bunny Cartoon when Bugs meets Napoleon....remember that??

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    1. I do. Bugs as Josephine.
      "Ohhhhhhhh, Nappy!"

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  12. "North Dakota is by far the absolute worst of all of the Dakotas. And I should know; I've been to all four of them."

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  13. I'm waiting for the day Trump reveals that he's beaten the Total War series and Civilization and that's why he knows he can run a country. I had dreams of running a city after I managed to maintain a stable city on Sim City.

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  14. Is it too late for a third option? Please? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

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  16. Have you considered putting your curbside toilet photo on the republican ballot to help flush out Trump? If he tried to attack you, you would be ready to fire one insult missile after another at him, Al!

    Julie

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    1. "Flush the Donald-Pull the Lever For Penwasser."

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  17. Don't give him any more ideas.

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