Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Captain Caption XCIV

"Mr. President, I have some guy on the line who wants to know if your refrigerator is running.
 I don't know, sounds like Trump."

17 comments:

  1. Well, it's not Hilary. She has no sense of humor.

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  2. All bad jokes sound like Trump. I pick...oh, nevermind, I don't pick that one, either.

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  3. I bet that's where Trump keeps his hair

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  4. I actually had a high school class prank call a teacher with that line. And they thought it was hilarious. They'd never heard it before. Deep sigh.

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    1. Maybe they should try this for a bowling alley:
      "Do you have 16 pound balls?"
      "Why yes we do."
      "How can you guys walk?"
      Ahhhhhhhhhh.............junior high.

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  5. Took me a second to clue in haha a fridge would still be better than Trump.

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  6. "It's Hills. She said 'I'm not certain. It's doubtful. I may've made an error in judgement. I'm certain. Bill wants you to clean the oval office."

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    1. "You might want to bring one of those black light thingies from 'CSI' while you're at it."

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  7. funny. I"m sure Trump has measured and his fridge is bigger than the White House fridge.

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  8. I would sooner vote for the White House fridge. I wonder if it's on the ballot in my state?

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    1. Deez nuts was on the ballot for Senate two years ago in NC

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  9. How many refrigerators does the white house even have? Even if one did run away he'd have like five left.

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  10. Are people still playing that old prank? I bet Trump made his butler run with a refrigerator on his back after hearing that one.

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  11. I could see Trump pranking him at like 2:00 a.m. Bart Simpson style - "Is Michael Hunt there, Mike Hunt?"

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