Monday, May 9, 2016

Captain Caption XCI

"No, no, Raul, that's not how you surrender.
Don't beat yourself up too much, though.
I've pretty much  mastered the move."

31 comments:

  1. If you want to learn how to master surrendering you need to listen to the French. Obama is pretty good at it though.

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  2. Mark's right - no one surrenders like the French.

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  3. start the wave for Captain Caption. It's nice they salute you, Al

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    1. Then they start passing a beach ball around.

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  4. The Italians have been surrendering ever since the fall of the Roman Empire.

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    1. Ad for Italian rifles:
      "Never used, only dropped once."

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  5. Maybe he wants to raise the roof err umm debt ceiling again. What's another trillion.

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    1. Eventually? The price for a loaf of bread.

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  6. Shortly after this was taken Obama was gunned down by a police officer for being a black man raising his hands. Too real?

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    1. and they framed the Cuban guy for it

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    2. #WorthlesspoliticiansLivesMatter

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    3. So many jokes, so little time. Shoot, I got a plane to catch.

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  7. Ok when I see people with their hands up I think of Leo who says put your hands up so I can shoot you without you trying to reach for a gun to shoot me

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    1. Either that or they confused Super Glue with deodorant.

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  8. They're pretending Trump has a gun so they are practising.

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    1. Then later, they go for a fitting for orange jumpsuits with Hillary.

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  9. Maybe they've just made friendly a wager on who has the stinkiest armpits. Castro has a victory smirk on his face.

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    1. I think Barry uses Secret anti-perspirant. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

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  10. He might not have been a wonderful president, but at least he's entertaining.
    https://youtu.be/W2frGktoO8k
    (1:30 - 1:55 is amazing)

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    1. Compared to the Orange Buffoon, he looks downright "Mount Rushmore."

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  11. Meanwhile, Michelle dazzles in a spring print with semi-modest neckline.

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  12. You put your right arm up
    You put your left arm up
    and you shake it all about

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  13. I wonder if our next president will be as trendy?

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    1. Every bit as much as a butt for jokes. Grandma or the Orange Buffoon-ripe targets

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