Wednesday, April 27, 2016

'W' is for 'Whiny'




Sometimes, you feel like a nut...



Sometimes you don't...


Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don...

"I don't like either of those!
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"


"You know, you're not yourself when you're hungry.
Here.  Have one of these."
"Better?"


"Better."

Hmmm, so apparently you do like nuts.


NOTE:  The appearance of Sammy Davis, Jr. courtesy of the Great Beyond.  Mr. Davis can normally be seen Sunday-Friday in Heaven's "One Eyed Black Jew Lounge."

Asked to participate in this post, Mr. Coleman was unavailable.

25 comments:

  1. I'm going to whine and say how much I miss Richard. He has not been seen in public for almost 2 years, but he insists he's just taking a break.

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    1. I do the best I can to keep him in the public eye.
      I'm an A-Hole, that way.

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    2. Thank you A-Hole. Richard makes me happy.

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  2. I'll just take the Snickers bar, thanks.

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  3. I might give up candy after this

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    1. Noooooooooooooooooooo.
      Next you'll say bacon!!!!

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  4. This post will kill Halloween if shown in October, or make it actually scary.

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    1. There's at least one killer Halloween costume here.
      "Oh, look, honey, there's a Wolfman, Hulk, and a little boy dressed as Gary Coleman."
      Yeah, I'm a sick one.

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  5. I can't wait for someone to eat a snickers on TV and suffer an allergy. And the guy is like "better?"

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    1. Oh, that would be a terrific SNL skit.

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  6. It's good to know that Snickers can help me with my crisis of identity.

    "I just... I don't know who I am anymore, man. I can't explain it, but I'm not ME."
    "Just eat this Snickers. The pain will wash away."

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    1. Snickers could even bring world peace.

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  7. Where's the crackers and cheese to go with the whine?

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    1. In the snack food aisle.
      Next to the empty candy shelves.

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  8. I am so behind....Sammy Davis would applaud your description of him:)

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  9. Sammy was one hell of a performer so heaven is getting a treat.

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  10. Great, now I've got that jingle stuck in my head...

    Liz A. from Laws of Gravity

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