No, I don't mean like that. You should be so lucky.
|"You mean he's not goin? Eff."|
Oh, sure, you'll still have putrid repeats, like you've seen every March for the past few years (with the exception of that time I skipped the challenge...what, a couple years ago? That was sooo 2014).
But, there won't be anything new. For one reason, I won't have the time to give you the side-splitting comedy (or whatever the frik you call this) you've come to expect. That doesn't cost you a cent, by the way. For another, if I do come up with something, it's going to get assigned a letter and go immediately to the A-Z Challenge delayed list. Then, I can go goof off and maybe have myself a beer.
After careful deliberation, I've decided to go ahead and wing it this year. Mostly. When I do adhere to a theme, it will be history-related. But, if a topic strikes me as something I'd like to put on delay post, then by all means, that's what I'll do. I'll be kind of schizophrenic that way.
|Thank you in advance for understanding.|
I've already written a couple posts. Over the next few weeks, I'll
|"Good thing you no write Chinese alphabet. |
Month not long enough."
-Sum Yung Gai
#5 With Duck Sauce
I'll do my best to keep them as short as I can (much like myself). I realize that all most people want to do is "touch and go," glance at a post here, comment there, and then surf for
I mean, who has time to slog through what can be a tedious post (or something other than Penwasser Place)? I think these should all be brief, succinct, and contain sometimes questionable pictures.
After all, it's not like Blogger or the A-Z Challenge is War and Peace.
|"Thank Christ. |
That was a real bitch to write.
I didn't even have time to shave."
NOTE: Leo Tolstoy. For those who went to American public schools.
|"Hey, Leo? You're welcome, pal."|
By way of a "tease," though, I do plan on writing a post about
|"Be honest. |
It's the piercings, isn't it?"
Speaking of despots, I also plan on announcing who I will endorse for president of the United States. I took a detailed look at each candidate's position on the critical issues facing us and the world. Then, I examined whether he or she has the temperament to assume the awesome responsibilities of Commander-in-Chief of the largest armed force this side of the United States Postal Service.
|"The bad news? You have to poop in the corner now. |
The good? No more Penwasser Place."
|"I HOPE IT'S ME!!"|
Big enough tease for ya?
So, until April 1st, here's Al signing off. Please feel free to stop by the next thirty days. If you like repeats.
|"See? This comedy is FREE! Except for the rich. |
Because up yours."