Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
He's happy he can also take his shoes off.
Gotta let those things breathe.
But how do you count past 20? How?!
Guess you can get to 21.
You just line up all the GOP presidential candidates. You can probably get to about 70 something
All smacking each other.Or eating doughnuts.
What's the next step? He takes his pants off?
Then, he could get three more.
Funny. In my opinion, Jimmy Carter was a poor president but he's our greatest living statesman.
A good man, too.
if he'd been a real peanut farmer, there's be far less digits to count
Well, that's nuts.
Wowweeeee, so he wears no socks?
All the piggys got hungry...
Some are getting roast beef.
I'll be chuckling over this one for a while :D Came over from the A-to-Z list (you know, getting a jump on things, yadda yadda) — and I'll be back so often by April 15 you'll be sick of me. That's what you get for being so entertaining :DGuilie @ Life In Dogs (and member of co-host Damyanti's team, D's Company )
I do hope you come back. I've already written 13 (the first 8 letters are done). I'm taking today "off" from writing so I can visit a few blogs. Like yours. I'll be there in a bit.
I use that a lot on some of my customers. I make sure they have a sense of humor first.
Hey! I like Joe :)
A cuppa Joe is great first thing in the morning.
I once heard a great description President Carter's grin. It had the words "shit-eating" and "raccoon" in it, but I can't quite put it together.
He has him some big teefuses, for sure.
And then after that he proceeded to tell his grandchildren the same pointless story he'd told them 100 times before while sucking down an entire bag of Werther's.
Or Butterscotch Lifesavers.Hmmm.....
I have more respect for him than I did when he was Prez. He's been dying with dignity...for about 15 years. But I think he's a good one.
I think he's kind of a doofus, but I actually agree. He's a good man with a good heart. Hope we keep him for a while longer.
Yay. When we're in agreement, it's all good across the world. (Wouldn't that be nice were it so?) Manzanita's a smart lady too. And she agrees with us. How good does it get?
I think we agree because, deep down, I think (hope?) most people are decent folk who want to live their lives as they see fit and allow other people to live their lives as THEY see fit. Sadly, that doesn't apply to everyone. Wouldn't it be nice if it did?NOTE: I'll STILL make fun of pretty much EVERYbody. I can't help myself sometimes. ;-)
I'm with Robyn. He still smiles, even with a death sentence.
True that. And it doesn't appear to have slowed him down.
With all the presidential talk about penis size, I thought maybe he was explaining somehthing
It's the hands,isn't it?