Monday, February 22, 2016

Captain Caption LXXXV

Wracked by jealousy over the adulation given to Lady Gaga for her Super Bowl performance, Madonna announces her comeback tour for Summer 2016.
Or whenever she gets up.

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  1. Yipee...I have MY tickets.
    Will she stop in Moscow?

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    1. Me, too. I think I need to rearrange my sock drawer.

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  3. My understanding is that Madonna may need another 50-100 years of sleep before she is ready to meet the world once more. I think that's how vampires work.

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    1. The sad thing...she's actually one month younger than I. Then again, you don't see me strutting around a stage in tights.
      Well, not on STAGE anyway.

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  4. At least she'll be keeping the make up people in business

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  5. once again - you are way too clever for your own good. I laughed out loud at work (they think I'm crazy already, so it's fine)

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  6. Haha. I'm not going to attempt another caption. Yours is the best. She's smokin', that's for sure.

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  7. It's brave of her to stage a concert for the summer, knowing that prolonged exposure to sunlight melts her withered flesh.

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  8. These celebrities look much different without their make-up. Poor Madonna isn't aging well.

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  9. hey! Madonna is looking better! She must have eaten her pound of flesh for the day

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  10. I love what she has done with her hair.

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  11. Really can see why Playboy is dropping out of the nudie business.

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  12. That's actually a picture of a medieval English dude called Catweazle, but I agree the resemblance to Madonna is uncanny. He was a virgin, until he had sex with a goat in the year 1121.

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  13. She can do the World Cup, nobody in America watches it.

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  14. Gee, she looks great. Must be all that rest she's getting NOT being as famous as LG!!!

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