Monday, February 15, 2016

Captain Caption LXXXIV

"And then, on Tuesday, in honor of Presidents Day, you can come
 to school dressed as your favorite presid...no, Jimmy, you may not
wear your Bill Clinton costume again.
Mrs. Kresge is still complaining how you
showed up last year during girls' gym class with no pants."

24 comments:

  1. Jimmy is hoping some girl will wear the Monica Lewinsky blue dress.

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  2. lol well at least he was authentic

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  3. That's what we call "getting in to character".

    Phillistines!

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    1. I know, right? Who did they expect, Millard Fillmore?

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  4. I heard Johnson did things that made Bill look like a gentlemen.

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  5. very funny and just so wrong but oh so funny

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  6. Rumor has it Mrs. Kresge STILL can't find that cigar.

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  7. Ms. Kresge must be wearing a blue dress now hoping little Jimmy dresses like Bill Clinton. Jimmy must have a problem walking since his pants are down to his ankles

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  8. Poor Bill will never be able to live down his sexual peccadillos. But then maybe he's proud of them.

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    1. Truth be told, if I'm being honest here, I probably would be too.

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  9. Can I come as Jefferson? I have some spray on tan...

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  10. I guess they've all had their dalliances. ummm, but I sometimes
    wonder about Calvin Coolidge.

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    1. He put the "roaring" in the "Roaring Twenties."

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  11. "Butt, butt, my daddy says that's whatcha gotta do to have a cockus. I'm cumfused."

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    1. Butt...butt?
      Who let Richard Simmons in here?
      Not that there's anything wrong with that.
      Unless it's MY butt we're talking about.

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    2. "OMG! OMG! They said butt! They said butt!" - RS

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  12. I heard Monica sold that blue dress on ebay.

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