Monday, February 8, 2016

Captain Caption LXXXIII

"Listen, I KNOW IT'S COLD OUT!
You people don't need to keep pawing my chest
just to find out how much!"

26 comments:

  1. So glad I didn't eat my morning oatmeal yet since I just thew up in my mouth. Thanks, Al!

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    1. Topless Hillary?
      Uuuuurrrrrpppppp!!
      Me, too.
      I blame myself.

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  2. That's a chest that hasn't been pawed at for years.

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    1. Better that than those poor brass monkeys. They froze their balls off.

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    1. She'd have to string some pork chops around her neck to get a dog to play with her.

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  4. A little bit of pawing would do her so much good.

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    1. Or a smack in the head.
      No. Wait. That would do US so much good.

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  5. Were the monkeys at the zoo getting frisky?

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    1. You'd think she'd be able to keep those flying critters in line.

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    1. There are sooooooooooo many contenders for comedy gold to be had. The wise guy in me creatively salivates at the prospect of four years of lampooning any of the people running. The only problem is that, if one of them gets elected, I may not have a lot of time to poke fun. World War III could harsh all our buzzes.
      The only one who I don't think I could have "Captain Caption" style fun with? Ben Carson.
      Okay, maybe I could.

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  7. The problem is if they pawed her chest they wouldn't feel anything...they have to paw her knees since those knockers have had no grope and feel plus gravity...ya know?:)

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    1. Happens to the best of us, I suppose.
      For instance, I need to be careful when I slip on my sneakers.

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  8. "Bernie Sanders's poll numbers are too damn high."

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    1. True dat. Even though I don't agree with Crazy Bernie, I'm loving it.

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  9. Cold titties are presidential. Think of them as miniature cruise missiles. Would you be more likely to vote for Hillary if she promised to live with her lesbian lover in the White House?

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    1. Oh, good grief, there's a mental image for you.

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  10. When she and the Bern leave their lecterns
    it's just not clear who gets groped.

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    1. I think we're all getting groped from those hands in our pockets.

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  11. I hate it when people paw at my chest also. Especially when it's cold... Okay, that is a lie. Nobody paws at mine

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  12. But, but, we're just trying to support those girls. Wait, where are they?

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