Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Monday, February 1, 2016
Captain Caption LXXXII
"Let me be clear. This morning, as we begin the process to deny Hillary Rodham Clinton the Democratic nomination, I want to thank Al Penwasser for including me in his delightfully outrageous Captain Caption. I consider it a great honor."
"Oh, yeah? Not so much. Al Penwasser and his obnoxious Captain Captions have done nothing to enric...hey, you gonna eat that?"
"MAKE AMERICA GREAT! MUSLIMS, WETBACKS, BIMBOS, MEXICO, CHINA, DEALS, PROSTATE EXAMS! I CAN DO IT! BELIEVE ME!"