|Could be worse. |
Consider the Donner Party in January, 1847.
Google it. It's actually kinda sad.
Except in Australia. Times like this, I hate Australia.
|"Up yours, mate. G'day."|
|"OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! DID YOU HEAR THAT??"|
NOTE: Seriously,is anyone surprised by this?
This is what's known as a 'comedy softball.'
Better go the store and get some milk, eggs, bread, batteries, water, soap, plywood, kitty litter, canned soup, plywood, wax-coated matches, cereal, tuna fish, scouring pads,penis-shaped pasta, kindling, dirty mags, orange juice, fishing line, duct tape, matches, carpet steamer, baby formula, gumballs, snowmelt, frozen meatballs, ice cream, and booze.
|"And lube. Don't forget the lube."|
I'd better head to the store before they run out of the good ice cream.
|"All they've got at Giant is Rum Raisin!! |
I'd better go to Shop Rite!!"
Stay warm and dry, my friends.
Australia? Yeah, you're time's coming.
|"In the meantime, though...nice jugs there, Sheila."|