Monday, January 4, 2016

Captain Caption LXXVIII

"Oh and, by the way? 
 Don't expect 'Happy Easter' on any of our cups, either. 
Because screw you.
Happy New Year."

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  1. What about splitting the difference and using the Energizer Bunny?

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  2. Looks like Jimmy forgot to take his happy pill this morning.

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    1. Read Mark's comment below. That may explain things.

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  3. I'm looking forward to what happens on Feb. 29 - surely they'll acknowledge leap year day - an extra bonus day of joy in 2016 (and selling triple lattes). Welcome to the new year, Al....

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    1. Damn, you're right! I forgot about Leap Year.
      February is sucky enough, but I always consoled myself when I thought it was only 28 days.

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  4. I don't care what you put on the outside. It's the crap that's inside that turns me off.

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    1. Best comment ever! So Dittoing this!!!!

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    2. THEY PUT CRAP IN THOSE THINGS!!??
      Thank goodness I go to Dunkin'!

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  5. Well he's wearing an apron, which makes him a sex symbol for a certain type of woman.

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  6. The fun thing is this picture was already satire. Jimmy Carr, the bloke in the photo, was charged with dodging taxes just like Starbucks. I still don't remember how the picture came about however. I just know it's in reference to that.

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    1. I didn't know the backstory, but I figured there was one. The picture was just too perfect.

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    1. Once I stopped getting Easter baskets, I grew less fond of it myself.

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  8. Ah great, a photo of Jimmy Carr, alleged British comedian! Still, "8 out of 10 Cats" think he's the cat's ass. Yes, a British satire show.

    Gary

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    1. I think I'm going to have to Google him.
      Oh. That sounds dirty.

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  9. I am certain Jimmy is wanting to make this his whole career

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  10. Oh I just read what is happening to Jimmy-maybe that is his reaction when he feels some tax people up his a$%#

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    1. I hate having tax people up there. Makes it tough to sit.

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  11. Enough said - oh, and let's not even talk about the stuff that goes inside the cup. A urine specimen would be easier to drink! Well, okay, only if you're really drunk, have stuffed up nasal passages and really haven't got long to live. But I still wouldn't drink Starpuke!

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    1. Starbucks blows.
      And not in a good way.

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  12. I think someone needs to get laid, and I'm not just talking about myself.

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  13. Someone needs a happy bill or an electric shock, yes I said electric shock no I don't know why I said that I just did so deal

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    1. That'll give his latte a kick that caffeine couldn't touch.

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  14. Glad I read the backstory. Is that his punishment for not paying his taxes? If so, he got off pretty easy. Thanks a latte. Happy New Year, Al!

    Julie

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    1. Coulda been worse. He coulda been forced to work for Dunkin' Donuts. But he doesn't like Chris Christie.

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