Monday, January 11, 2016

Captain Caption LXXIX

"Crimate change, Isramic Miritants,
Russia in Climea, who care? 
North Korea fire off hydrogen bomb.  Rook at me!
Who crazy bastard now?"

36 comments:

  1. I rove how the fat crazy bastard walks. Maybe someone fire hydrogen bomb up his ass.

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  3. He just needs a hug. I hear his daddy was a bit of a tyrant at home.

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    1. Just look at the haircuts he gave little Kim.

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  4. He really does sound like a whiny teenage girl on Facebook. His hydrogen bombs are totally going to make me regret that comment.

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    1. I think he's, like, totally jealous that all the other maniacs are getting all the attention.

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  5. You mean he has balloons filled with water now? That is so impressive. Wet t shirt contests here he comes.

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    1. With Dennis Rodman as Master of Ceremonies!

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  6. he's watched too many Wiley Coyote episodes

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    1. That would explain why he got his bomb from Acme.

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  7. He can have a nuke but not a hair stylist?

    C'mon

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    1. Nukes don't grow on trees, ya know. Buying a FlowBee was much cheaper.

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  8. I liked the Meme Bobby G. put up the other day- "I'm a little despot, short and stout..."

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  9. N. Korea has only a 2-month oil reserve. Does he really want to start a war?

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  10. he so bad boy, need spanking an no supper

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    1. I think he'd kinda dig a good spanking.

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  11. I'd like to know whose balls are on the table in front of him. Same colour as his suit, but what does that prove?

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  12. Hahaha good one
    Now wristen up. Rrich brule ball is the hiding the nut?
    Old con grame.

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  13. Wow! He sounds just like his father.

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  14. While his ambition is noted, Kim just needs to learn to be content with just being "a" crazy bastard. He doesn't have to be "the" crazy bastard. Lord knows there are enough of them to go around.

    Unless we pit them together in some kind of crazy bastard, winner-take-all death-match match.

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    1. He reminds me of O'Malley or Santorum.
      Guys struggling to be relevant.
      "Look at me! Look at me!"

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  15. Now stay tuned for the State of the Union speech by my buddy, Dennis Lodman, um Rodman.

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    1. He's wearing a new dress just for the occasion.

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  16. https://youtu.be/OhohteHuyPM North Korea best Korea beach paaaahty all the time!!

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    1. Anything which includes Dennis Rodman and porn gets my vote.

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