Thursday, April 30, 2015

'Z' Is For 'Zipper'


Faster Than Buttons
Much Less Dorky Than Velcro
Guys! Watch When You Pee!

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

'Y' Is For 'Yellow Snow'

Yellow Snow

Bold Puppy Palette
Stark Contrast Against The White
It's Not Lemon Ice?

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

'X' is For Xerxes


Persian Emperor
Battled 300 Spartans
Doesn't That Thing Chafe?  

Monday, April 27, 2015

'W' Is For 'Williams'


The Birth of Jesus
Discovery of Fire
You Bet I Was There

Saturday, April 25, 2015

'V' Is For 'Vasectomy'


A Stick And A Kick
The Unkindest Cut Of All
Then Ice On My Junk

Friday, April 24, 2015

'U' Is For 'Ugly'


Beauty Is Skin Deep
Ugly Can Go To The Bone
Have We Ever Met?

Thursday, April 23, 2015

'T' Is For 'Tighty Whitey'

Tighty Whitey

Soft White Cotton Sack
Holds The Boys Close And Secure
Wait!  Is That Coleman?

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

'S' Is For 'Simmons'


Happy Little Man
Spandex Shorts Fitness Guru
Catcher Or Pitcher?

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

'R' Is For 'Rain'


Soft Pitter Patter
Gently Falling Heaven's Tears
EFF!  The Game's Rained Out!!

Monday, April 20, 2015

'Q' Is For 'Q-Bert'


Only A Quarter
Orange Ball Jumps Up and Down
Better Than Skee Ball

Saturday, April 18, 2015

'P' is for Passover


Let My People Go
Moses Told Mighty Pharaoh
He Don't Look Jewish

Friday, April 17, 2015

'O' Is For 'Octo-Mom'


Nadya Crazy Chick
Gave Eight Children To the World 
Uterus Falls Out

Thursday, April 16, 2015

'N' Is For "Nyuk Nyuk'

Nyuk Nyuk

Nyuk Nyuk Hey Wise Guy 
Or So The Three Stooges Say
Running For Congress

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

'M' Is For 'Michael'


Loudmouth Filmmaker
Always Has Something To Say
You Gonna Eat That?

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

'L' Is For 'Loincloth'


Extra Large Or Small
Coin Purse Protecting Your Junk 
Banana Hammock

Monday, April 13, 2015

'K' is For Kardashian


Buttocks, Breasts, Big Boobs
Kanye in the Nutty Mix
Bruce: Cut My Dick Off  

Saturday, April 11, 2015

'J' Is For Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore

Wide Sandy Beaches
Boardwalk Shops and Fun Galore
Half-Naked Fat Guys

Friday, April 10, 2015

'I' is For ISIS


Nothing Funny Here
Evil Murderous Vermin
Who All Must Be Killed

Thursday, April 9, 2015

'H' is for Haiku


Japanese art form
Five, then seven, then five more
Oh, no! Godzilla!

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

'G' Is For Golf


Five Sons?  Basketball
Eleven Sons?  Football team
Eighteen Girls?  Golf course

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

'F' Is For Farts


Beans-Good For Your Heart
The More That You Eat Them...Whoops
I Just Made a Shart

Monday, April 6, 2015

'E' is For Easter


Easter Chocolate Eggs 
At Christmas Become Footballs
What Would Jesus Do?

Saturday, April 4, 2015

'D' is for Donuts


Jelly, Sugar, Plain
Cinnamon, Cruller, Creme Filled
Governor's mansion, STAT!

Friday, April 3, 2015

'C' is For Coleman


Wee Gary Coleman 
What You Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
Can Now Go Camping

Thursday, April 2, 2015

'B' is For Bones


We've Two Hundred Six
But, You Know, Sometimes Dudes Have
Two Hundred Seven