|Gotta get ready for the A-Z Challenge, don'tcha know.|
I may even bathe.
See you next week!
On April Fool's Day.
NOTE to Mrs. Penwasser: You may try me anytime.
As we prepare to write, read, or take the month off for the 2015 A-Z Challenge, I thought that, for this week's Captain Caption, I'd use a picture of pure innocence and not bombard you with a snarky comment. Because, these children are really what's most important.
Besides, there's plenty of time for them to learn fart jokes.
|"But, seriously, not as much a surprise |
if you found out I was gay, right?"
|My guess is that I have used |
this picture more than any other.
I can't help it, though.
Gary Coleman is just so damn cute here.*
|Happy I did it, though. |
Even though, as of this date,
millions remain unsold
and I can't get any more gigolo gigs.
Apparently, all the old broads have died.
|"OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! He said 'bone!'"|
Okay, so maybe it wouldn't be such a big surprise.
|Cool Raymond Burr Godzilla. |
Not the sucky Matthew Broderick one.
|"Oh, yeah? Well, you try sleeping with all these curlers in your hair and beard|
and see if you don't feel like invading Greece!"
|And, to make matters worse, all they had |
at Redbox was My Big Fat Greek Wedding
|"Hey, what the frik, Stavros!?|
I said goat testicles!!"
|The Phoenicians learned, to their chagrin, that it's|
next to impossible to keep this from spoiling in the desert
heat. Especially considering refrigerators wouldn't be
invented until the 19th century.
|"So, the Great Satan won't be around|
for another couple thousand years or so.
That's cool. We can wait."
|"Wouldn't just peeing in it get your point across?"|
Xerxes 1st choice, the Avengers, forced to drop out
when the Hulk couldn't get a suit of armor which fit.
|He's looked better.|
Plus, it's a bitch to drink now.
|Not what I meant by 'looking better.'|
May want to lay off that deep-fried baklava, Leonidas.
|"Maybe we shouldn't have attacked after lunch...?|
I think we all could've done with a little nap.
My insurance is gonna skyrocket now!"
|"Okay, which one of you is the eunuch?|
C'mon, drop 'em. We ain't got all day."
|"Why have souvlaki when you can have Testicle Kabobs instead?"|
-Farhoud Ghorbani, Owner
Xerxes the Great Diner-Home of the 500-item Salad Bar and Endless Chocolate Fountain
Just off Route 287, Parsipanny, New Jersey
|"Oh, yeah? Cross me, you Persian faggot|
and I will soooo eff you up!"
|Why brothers and sisters should never marry|
|"C'mon tough guy! We got pyramids|
and brothers and sisters who marry each other.
And plagues of frogs and boils.
But, hey, who doesn't?"
|"Plus, for a small fee, we can make|
from Persepolis just disappear."