This is not a repost.
Tonight at sunset (also known as "sundown." Which is also known as "dark."), Jewish people throughout the world will celebrate Hannukah. I'm happy for them because they can get this holiday out of the way long before the wackiness known as Kwanzaa sets in.
I'll be brief because I have to go to work (for you sharp-eyed dickens out there wondering, "Al works on Sunday?", I wrote this thing on Friday and put it on delay. So, I did have to work. As far as right now? Oh yeah, I'm still asleep). I'll be back, though, to go into the details of the Festival of Lights a little more. For now? How about a little holiday song? Even though I'm not a big Adam Sandler fan, I do like his "Hannukah Song." See? I changed the spelling. It's like those folks in the Middle East have a different spelling for everything.
|"Yeah. Tell me about it. And why am I dressed in drapes?"|
Muammar Gaddafi, Moammar Khadaffy, Mumamar Qadaffi, Whatever
Noted Dead Guy
|"This version has updated names because the old ones just weren't working anymore. |
For instance, did you know that Leonard Nimoy was dead?"
Oh...yeah. The link to the song is right below.
Hey, party like it's 25 Kislev!
NOTE: The above joke is a repost. But, I still think it's funny.