Saturday, December 12, 2015

Captain Caption LXXVII

"They promised me if I became Speaker of the House
 and grew a beard, I'd get a kung-fu grip."



"What?  Like this?
It comes in pretty handy.
If you know what I mean."


Captain Caption will be back in 2016.

"So you have that going for you."


19 comments:

  1. Hmmm it may be handy, but it doesn't look like a one size fits all option.

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  2. What if you're left handed? Looking forward to Captain Caption in 2016.

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    1. oh, and I did go back and comment on Hanakuh. Now I'm waiting to be struck by lightning

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    2. Screw left-handed people! They're in league with the Devil!*
      *I don't mean this.
      But...if your left-handed and the only Kung Fu Grip you have is your RIGHT hand, that gives you the impression that you're getting "strange."**
      **Yeah, now, that's TMI. And, besides, ewwwwwwwww.

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  3. Reminds me of a Batman toy they used to advertise. "Seven towering inches," they said. "I wonder if that's what Catwoman said", I told a friend.

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  4. With or without the beard, he still looks like Eddie Munster to me.

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    1. Now THAT'S funny. I'll never be able to look at him the same way.

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  5. He said he didn't even want the job, he proves it by not even bothering to shave.

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    1. Oh, I'll still be around. Gotta still post reruns, you know.

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  7. Have a happy new year captain. See you space cowboy.

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    1. To infinity and beyond.
      Or at least the liquor store.

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  8. Oh It looks like GI Joe is missing Ken. Merry Christmas and have a great New Year!

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    1. Ken does have the type of body which excites both persuasions.
      Especially if they have low standards.

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  9. Hey I'm actually going to miss Captain Caption. Careful with that kung fu grip though. Some things shouldn't be gripped *That* hard.

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    1. They are fun to write.
      I've heard the soft, gentle touch is best.

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