|"I normally spell it with an 'e!' It's not fair! IT'S NOT FAIR!!"|
|"But, chocolate makes me break out! |
And there's still no pictures in 50 Shades of Grey!"
|"And it goes right to my chins! Plus, it's frikkin' cold out here!"|
|"I can't put my finger on it, but Stedman doesn't satisfy me. |
Seriously, I can't put my finger on it."
|"I never want to see them in school lunches ever again, do you hear me? |
Butter Rum lifesavers, maybe. Nobody eats those anyway!"
|"Some people pronounce it CAREamel and WE pronounce it CARmel!"|
|"When it explodes, the nuts don't do any damage!"|
|"Plus, five or six of them and they go right to my hips. Amirite, ladies?"|
|"The only candy they give us are those crappy Chuckles!!"|
|"Idiots. Everyone knows that horses 'whinny.' They don't 'whiny.'"|
|On second thought, I don't need a candy bar to tell me how I feel. |
I'll just have Mounds.
|"Hey! Somebody say 'mounds?'"|
|"I like Almond Joy better. It has nuts."|